AssCo's Favorite Waiter Blog*

Here at AssCo we have a sacred duty to bring our readers all the ass-related news that's fit to blog. So it is with great joy that we bring you word of Ass Shot, the mezmerizing blog of the ass of the half-naked waiter at new fabulously sleazy gay bar mr.Black. Every Friday night, the dance floor fills with models, drunk gays, and celebrities (for instance, Alan Cumming, at left) who want to pose with the waiter's ass, and the evidence is all here. It's like Lastnightsparty, starring one ass.

Because we go the extra mile for you, we visited Mr. Black (after hearing about the ass on Gawker) and have examined the ass in person, and we can vouch that it is cute. If you are more into beefy types, check out the bartenders-all rumored to be porn stars.

*Outside of our professional capacity here at Assco, we are big fans of Waiterrant as well, but the ass:word ratio on that blog does not meet AssCo's stringent requirements.

AssCo Movie Night!

Way back in 1975, one of my favorite directors, Catherine Breillat, wrote the screenplay for Catherine et Cie (Catherine & Co.) about a prostitute (played by Miss Jane Birkin) who decides to incorporate. I haven't seen it (if Assco had an amazon wishlist, this would be on it) but according to the NY Times review:

Catherine is an English girl, played by Jane Birkin, who comes to Paris with a vague offer of a job. The job gets vaguer and she has to find a way to sleep and eat. Her first device has some ingenuity: she sleeps, literally, with a succession of rich men. The literally lies in her ability to get them talking about their businesses with such enthusiasm and at such length that ardor is virtually forgotten.

When this gimmick runs out, she allows herself to be kept, in more traditional French-farce fashion, by four men. She treats them as investors rather than clients, however, and allows herself to be kept as a kind of Common Market effort in venture capitalism. It all pays off handsomely, and love, independence and prosperity are more or less equally served in the end.

And according to the Celebrity Nudity Database (who knew??): Ms. Birkin does quite a bit of nude scenes in this movie. She has very small tits,but very attractive tits and a great ass. (Thanks, CNdb!)

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Interesting fact about Miss Jane Birkin: it's her at age 21 making those naughty sounds with Brigitte Bardot on (her future husband) Serge Gainsbourg's "Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus," originally on the 1969 album "Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsbourg," and later covered by the Pet Shop Boys, Cat Power, and Dzihan & Kamien.