Ass me no questions, I’ll tell you no thighs.

Long time ass-grabber, first time ass-blogger.

I can’t tell you how glad I am that I decided to join Ass Co. (health benefits!) I was offered a job for more money over at Balls Ltd., but this just feels like home. The training period was amazing, I am now a certified aesthetician in NY State, and I’m on my way to being promoted to Assistant Treasurer. Assistant Ass Treasurer.

For my first post, I wanted to pose a question that might generate some discussion. I ass you this: why is it that you only seem get ass when you aren’t actively pursuing it? It seems to me like you can’t search out ass, that ass has to come and find you.

Also, why did I have to wait 25 years to hear the term: “more ass then a toilet seat,” that’s friggin’ hilarious!

First Post Ever - Best Post Ever!

Hey kids,

So, I am officially one of the employees of ASS CO., but I guess you could say I've been out on maternity leave... But what a way to come back - 30 pounds lighter and with these AMAZING photos! ASSTASTIC! Enjoy...

Now, I'd just like to say that I got these photos in an email that said, "What you see below are not see-thru skirts. They are actually prints on the skirts to make it look as if the panties are visible and these are the current rage in Japan. They'll be the rage here in the USA soon." Initially I thought maybe, because you know those Harujuku Girls are a little nuts, but then it dawned on me that if a woman was going to spray paint an ass on her ass, she wouldn't even dream of having that ass have a wedgie - as in the third photo down, nor would she work in a magazine/candy store and wear an apron ten sizes too big that makes her look like a grandma as in the second to last photo above. So clearly these photos are "tricks," as they say. Oh you crazy photoshop jokester! Objectifiying Asian women! That is so original! I have to say, though, I do think the second photo down is not only hot due to the thong-th-thong-thong-thong, but it shows a lot of artistic quality as well. (And I love the way her skirt matches that bit of sweatshirt peeking out of her collar!)

Now, I feel 99.9% sure that these photos aren't real - but just in case I'm wrong, here's hoping that what happens in Asia stays in Asia! I have a hard enough time finding a decent pair of underwear - I don't want to have to search for overwear, too!