Just how hot is Justine Joli?

Justine Joli
Originally uploaded by morbidthoughts.

Smokin'. Even cuter, sexier, and more adorable in person. Several of us assco-ers saw her at Tristan Taormino's House of Ass party last night. It was a hot and truly ASS-tastic time.

Haiku for the three month sexless relationship

Come on girl, fuck me
I can't wait any longer
Get it over with

assco office party

How did that pre-Valentine's day thingy turn out, I live in Queens and got snowed out, did it turn out okay despite the weather?

Assco Office Party

Party
Originally uploaded by candiedyams.

No awkward moments, just lingerie models and cocktails. See you there!

Ass'errific.

Jesus, Mary and fricken Joseph. Has anyone seen the new video by Beyonce called 'Check On It'? Ive never seen ass movement like that. Now no one is getting this ass besides Jay Z (supposidly) but for the love of God where did she learn to move like that? This still here doesn't really capture the pure movement of her ass when she was in this video. I was impressed more than turned on though(you can't prove that I'm lying). Can we make her like the ass_co mascot? Well not even Beyonce herself, but just the dance she does. I gotta find an animated gif of it or SOMETHING. If anyone happens to have the animated gif of this dance send it to me. I would use it as an avatar on the new ass_co myspace page.

Yes. We're getting on myspace. Ass all around the world bitches.

ejw