AssCo's Favorite Waiter Blog*

Here at AssCo we have a sacred duty to bring our readers all the ass-related news that's fit to blog. So it is with great joy that we bring you word of Ass Shot, the mezmerizing blog of the ass of the half-naked waiter at new fabulously sleazy gay bar mr.Black. Every Friday night, the dance floor fills with models, drunk gays, and celebrities (for instance, Alan Cumming, at left) who want to pose with the waiter's ass, and the evidence is all here. It's like Lastnightsparty, starring one ass.

Because we go the extra mile for you, we visited Mr. Black (after hearing about the ass on Gawker) and have examined the ass in person, and we can vouch that it is cute. If you are more into beefy types, check out the bartenders-all rumored to be porn stars.

*Outside of our professional capacity here at Assco, we are big fans of Waiterrant as well, but the ass:word ratio on that blog does not meet AssCo's stringent requirements.