Assco Office Party
No awkward moments, just lingerie models and cocktails. See you there!
posted by spicycontent @ 5:18 PM
ass_co.
A Company all about the pursuit of ASS. Hence the name. Dur.
ass_co. Staff
Chairwoman of the Board
Dir. of Special Projects
Secretary
Slut Coordinator
Contributors
Previous Posts
- Ass'errific.
- "The Art of Getting Ass"
- Stop judging the ASS
- After reading that last post...
- I disagree with Self magazine and “More Meaningful...
- Tales of Ass...
- Down with the 'Co
- More Meaningful Ass?
- Rebound Ass
- Sad Ass...
About ass_co.
AssCo, founded by spicycontent, Blogger Extraordinaire and Elon James White, Cheeseburger Eater Extraordinaire, is the leading company in pursuing Ass. With its staff of highly qualified ass...er...getters, no ass is safe within a 27.5 mile radius of any of their members. Want to get down with AssCo? Email us at AssCo.online-AT-gmail.com
1 Comments:
Dear AssCo,
A friend sent me a link to your blog a couple of weeks ago, and I thought it was funny. I bookmarked it. I checked back every couple of days for a week, and there was more funny. I was pleased. This was January. But then it stopped. To quote Albert Einstein, "WTF?"
One post in two weeks is lame. Yes, it's Valentine's day, and I'm bitter, that I just jerked off for the third time in 24 hours. But that doesn't make your performance any better. How about some follow through people? You created a blog, had some decent content for 3 weeks and then gave up? WWJCD?
What Would Jessica Cutler Do? She had a successful blog for three weeks, and then she got fired. Did that stop her? Fuck no. She just kept on sluttin' it up, and kept on writing about it. That's how she got her book deal.
So get back to oyur keyboards, and letsa bring back the funny. You have one week, or I'm removing that bookmark.
Consider yourselves warned.
-The Financier
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