"The Art of Getting Ass"

Okay. So I get bored occasionally.

And on this occasions i do things that I might not normally do if i had a full healthy schedule. Or just a schedule that I didn't try to contantly ignore by doing a multitude of other crap. On this occasion I decided to play with my good friend Google. Hmm what could i throw into the old google machine this time. And it seemed to painfully obvious.

"The Art of Getting Ass"

And ofcourse I pressed the 'Im feeling lucky' button.

Lo and behold.


4. ASSimilation
the art of getting ass; the art of having many sexual expiriences.

Someone actually defined assimilation as the art of getting ass. This is stretching it folks. I mean come on. If this is the case can't we just change all types of words to various ass related meanings?

Arsenal - The amount of ass someone is packing.

Assault - when the ass backs up on ya but you werent ready.

Asthmatic - When you have a hard time breathing when you are lacking ass.

Ascended - When youve gotten all up in the ass.

Asuka! - I dont know. 'Tino yells this shit all the time. I assume its something about panamanian ass.

I can keep going.

But I won't....

Unless you want me to...

ejw